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Joke of the Day

"What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck? DOUCHE!!!"

"What is Macaulay Culkin's favorite cheese? Provolone"

"What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick? Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance? --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick"

"""Is that the guy who doesn't know how to use the word poignant?"" Yea shhh he's coming over here THE GUY: hey guys! long time no poignant"

"Why didn't the people in the movie Armageddon just hold up a big sheet of paper when the meteor was coming? Paper beats rock..."

"I hate being bipolar... It's awesome!"

"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny."

"Did you hear about the magician who became a farmer? ...he was driving his tractor down the road, and suddenly, he turned into a field."

"What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican? The election year."

"A black man, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hello, Mr. President!"" Courtesy of my Fox News-watching mom..."