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Joke of the Day

"i've always struggled spelling out ""blood"" with my fingers because it always comes out looking like ""bbool"""

"How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash."

"Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations."

"I have a joke about unemployment It doesn't work though"

"MERS is infecting people in Saudi Arabia... And Haj is just around the corner!"

"What do you give and take at the same time? a poop"

"Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order? Because it broke down and he couldn't budget."

"A man walks into a bar. Embarrassed, he dusts himself off, then walks around it."

"me: *tries to help old lady cross the street* old lady: I have a boyfriend."

"How many ears does Captain Kirk have. He has three, a Left ear, right ear... and a final front ear."