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Joke of the Day
"The best joke ever created. Feminism."
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"The doctor told me I couldn't lift large objects for two weeks after surgery. Guess I'll be peeing sitting down for awhile."
"An unidentified van has left a couple of disposable cameras at a local CVS. Police are still investigating. We'll be sure to keep you up to date on this story as it develops."
"What did the porn actress say when she opened the door? Make sure to come upstairs."
"1985: call me on the new line in my room 2000: call me on my mobile flip phone 2015: don't call me"
"Advice tip for people: 1 stick hand in glue 2 stick hand in feather 3 now you are like bird. Impress your friend."
"""To prove how much I love you I'm going to eat this entire pizza."" That's not what I - ""Please stop. Let me do this."""
"Women are like snowflakes... They can't drive."
"A Montage Video of My Life Except every time I disappoint someone, it gets faster [0:08]"
"BREAKING: Hillary Clinton concedes election to Donald Trump, saying ""I just can't see how I can win after Scott Baio endorsed Trump."""