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Joke of the Day

"""To prove how much I love you I'm going to eat this entire pizza."" That's not what I - ""Please stop. Let me do this."""

"What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide? Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together."

"What do you get when you wear wool socks in a tortilla chip factory? Tostitos."

"Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you? They might Pikachu."

"""Feeling sad? We can help make it worse"" - online dating"

"I really identify with the trans movement... For the first 9 months of my life, I was a man trapped in a woman's body!"

"What is Hitler's favorite type of food? Not Seafood"

"I'm sorry if I looked interested. You probably caught me fantasizing about bacon."

"Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital? It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate."

"If a redneck was a pie, what flavour would it be? Pump-kin."