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Joke of the Day

"My wife must be the slowest reader ever. I bought her a Kindle last Christmas and she still hasn't finished it."

"Stop supporting Russian companies! I hear they all use Slav labor!"

"Putting a ring on a woman's finger... is like pulling the ripcord on an inflatable raft."

"You will go to hell for reading this. How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice? After you're done wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear."

"Redditors are like alchemists. They try to turn their nonsense into gold."

"Cop pulled me over said ""papers"" I replied with ""scissors, I win"" and drove off. Now I'm doing hard time on the rock."

"A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""what is this a joke?"""

"My heart goes out to all the single thermometers that don't get any help from the therdadeter."

"greeks Thousands of years ago the Greeks invented sex, a few hundred years later, the French introduced it to women."

"A group of crows framed my friend, ultimately leading to his death I swear I'll find the murder who criminalized him!"