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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the fire in the shoe factory? Hundreds of soles were lost"
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"I am a perfect role model... ...for someone who takes ""how much can you fuck up your life?"" As an actual challenge."
"Moby jumped over a mountain.... of air. . . . . . . What did you expect?"
"I'm not a Reddit admin... But 20 McNuggets is 20 McNuggets"
"I believe the Pope did what all Catholics are told to do. Pull out early."
"If you think you could never kill another human being, you haven't met enough people."
"Wife:How'd you sleep? Me: Fine except I got in a gun fight and died and went to the store because I ran out of shampoo W: Ambien:*giggles"
"What was the console gamer's New Years Resolution? 1280x720"
"I'm not sure what happened to the word ""cocksucker"". People use it now to describe a bad man when it actually describes a good woman."
"Sir? the table of hot ladies over there wanted to know what song you were drumming on the bar. they said it seemed very fast and impressive."