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Joke of the Day
"I don't see why everyone resents the Headless Horseman... All he wanted was head."
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"""I'm a hoarse whisperer..."" - Batman"
"I have a friend who won't admit that he dresses up as Santa every year. He's pretty deep in the Clauset."
"What's the hardest part about roller-skating? Telling your parents you're gay."
"Doctor: you gotta cut back on the drinking Me: but why? D:*lifts up x-ray* says here your liver has officially been sponsored by Grey Goose"
"Sent my husband to work with leftovers from dinner last night. His co-workers are going to be so jealous of his bowl of cereal."
"I found a girl by the train tracks and got head. I would've gone to third base but I couldn't find the rest of her."
"I found a way to make my dick 9 inches long I fold it in half"
"At the police station a) Somebody stole my wallet. b) When did this happen ? a) I don't know he also stole my watch."
"What did the little girl with no arms, no legs, blind, deaf and mute get for Christmas? NSFW Cancer"