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Joke of the Day

"Had to quit my job as an underwear model because the photographer kept telling me, ""I'm just a cashier"" and that I ""need to leave Macy's."""

"What makes eggs so athletic? They go ovary and above."

"How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence? Shocked."

"Most women have a love hate relationship with their scale, but I'm convinced mine goes out of her way to piss me off."

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an AR 15? One is responsible for the deaths of Americans, the other is an inanimate object."

"A: We are moving to nicer street B: So are we going to more peaceful one A: Really? You are moving too? B: No, we are staying"

"Things men would rather do than work to raise testicular cancer awareness: eat a sandwich, watch sports, fight, die of testicular cancer."

"What's a Mexican's favorite candy bar? A payday"

"What do teachers drink at school? Facul-tea"

"I got a job digging graves, I don't know how, I just fell into it."