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Joke of the Day

"I gave up viagra It was hard at first..."

"who discovered Snickers??? I'm on the Paleo diet, except I'm the caveman who discovered Snickers."

"Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist? She tried to stick her finger in his cavity."

"Why did the cat cross the road? Because curiousity was on the other side"

"I'll never forget what my grandfather told me before he died. He said ""Never forget what I'm about to tell you"" then some story about corn."

"Looks like Southwest Airlines needs to install a GPS Tomtom in the planes so their pilots don't get lost."

"Salt movie review Gave me hypertension, 16/10."

"What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD? Time"

"I always put both of my arms inside of my shirt when I'm pulled over because most officers will go easy on drivers who don't have any arms."

"Dating someone based only on looks is so shallow. Consider other things, like, do they have a lot of money."