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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ? I don't have Ferrari in my garage."
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"I like my woman how I like my books Leather-bound and broken spined."
"When your friend offers you free food, all trust is gone out the window!!! The fuck did you do to it? Nothing, I swear! Okay I'll take a fucking bite."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - House Wife Barbie ...dressed in ratty old housecoat; comes with dirty laundry and sink full of dishes"
"Just reported a car stolen because the people inside are black and the stick figures on the window were white"
"My wife asked if I ever think about someone else during sex... ""Nope, just myself."""
"Ronda Rousey walks into a bar... and gets knocked the fuck out"
"Remember to crowd around the baggage carousel like it's armageddon and the bags are the last remaining food items on earth, you animals."
"I peel my underwear off as you watch me & then hand it to you, Smiling You know what's coming next.. It's your turn to do the laundry"
"What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk? A milk dud!"