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Joke of the Day
"I'd make a great housewife. I'd boil you a chicken every night. I'd boil you so many meats."
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"What do you call 4 mexicans in quick sand? Cuatro sinko"
"Based on my hair this morning . I think I might be a muppet ."
"Why don't old people have sex? Have you ever opened up a grilled cheese?"
"I told my therapist that I was hearing voices. He told me I didn't have a therapist."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't fucking know. Chickens don't even know what roads are he probably thought it was a field."
"My girlfriend said I have a pretty penis... I replied, ""I guess you could say its the belle of the balls"" hopefully you guys enjoy this joke more than she did."
"The difference between the middle finger and the fourth finger I use my middle finger to say fuck you to you.. My wife uses my fourth finger to say fuck you to me"
"Dropped some rice in water so I put it in a bag of cellphones to dry out"
"A man walks up to his friend and asks him what he is doing... The man replies: I'm donating this chair to CHAIRity."