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Joke of the Day
"Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!"
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"There are weight limits on car seats, airlines, skydiving, military, horseback riding, kayaks, and bikes......how is it there are no weight limit on high heels?"
"I asked Ness (of Earthbound and Super Smash Bros. fame) what his favorite TV show was... His reply: PK Blinders!"
"My angry wife controls everything. She even said I had to stop eating candy at work... ... so I had to fire her"
"I made two New Year's resolutions: my first is to stop procrastinating I'll make my second one later"
"I'm really sorry to hear about Donald Trump Nothing happened to him. I'm just sorry to hear about him."
"What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper? ""Well that's really tiny writing!"""
"I'm scared to open any email with a photo attachment because of all this talk about photobombing."
"A really hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years time. I mean, come on guys, I don't have 20/20 vision."
"Did you hear the joke about butter? No? I guess it didn't spread then"