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Joke of the Day
"Jose Mourinhio The Special One....... David Moyes The Chosen One..... Fellipe Scholari Seven One."
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"For a tennis player, what is the perfect crime? Racketeering"
"When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punch line becomes apparent"
"My wife named my penis Donald Trump It has a weird haircut and is not qualified to run this country."
"A great way to relive your childhood is to outgrow your clothes every few months."
"What is the black kid getting for Christmas? Your T.V."
"Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread? The middle yeast"
"Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth? He didn't have a Gar"
"If I could have dinner with anyone, dead and alive, it would definitely be Schrodinger's cat."