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Joke of the Day
"What does a pizza boy and a gynecologist in have common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it."
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"Two ninjas walk into a bar. Or do they?"
"People always comment about how young I look. I just tell them it's because of all the placenta I've been eating."
"Being half German and half Jewish has its problems... Every time I walk by an oven I want to push myself in."
"What a gay spermatozoide says to an other gay sermatozoide ? Damn dude i can't See anything through all That Shit."
"2016 started with the death of a gorilla ...and is ending with the death of a Guerilla"
"A man died in a grain silo... He ran himself to death, trying to find a corner to pee in."
"When carrying a sleeping child to bed in the dark, make sure all intervening doors are open. Babies make cranky, ineffective battering rams."
"Doctor talking to a woman Doctor says: It looks like you're pregnant. Woman says: I'm pregnant? Doctor says: No, it just looks like you're pregnant."
"Apparently the rebooted bible will feature a female Jesus, and Moses will be a raccoon"