74043

Joke of the Day

"Doctor talking to a woman Doctor says: It looks like you're pregnant. Woman says: I'm pregnant? Doctor says: No, it just looks like you're pregnant."

"A jumper cable walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'll serve you, but you better not start anything!"""

"A robber walks into a bank... ...and shouts ""This is a fuck up!"", The bank teller say's ""Don't you mean a hold up?"" to which the robber replies ""No its a fuck up, I left my gun in the car!"""

"Q. What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? A. Telling you his real name."

"What do you call a Mexican Midget? A paragraph. He's too short to be called an ese"

"Waiter: Did we decide? Date: Yes, I'd like the Sirloin. Medium rare. Me: And I'd like the Remix to Ignition. Hot & fresh out the kitchen."

"What's the best and worse thing that your wife can possibly tell you? You have the biggest dick in the entire neighborhood."

"Me: ... Dog: ... Me: ... Dog: ... Me: .. Dog: .. Me: ... Dog: .. Me: .. Dog: .. Me: ... Dog: ... (Women, take note *ahem* Man's best friend)"

"I just think there are a lot more animals out there we could be eating."

"Im sick of people calling America ""the stupidest country in the world"" Personally, I think Europe is."