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Joke of the Day

"Doctor talking to a woman Doctor says: It looks like you're pregnant. Woman says: I'm pregnant? Doctor says: No, it just looks like you're pregnant."

"Why is hockey a girls sport? Because it has periods"

"What do you call a rich Chinese person ? cha ching"

"I saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to reverse and leaving the scene."

"My parents and teachers said I could be anything I wanted but I'm 28 now and I'm still not a hot Asian girl named Bang Bang :("

"THE ELI WUT IS ELIS MIDDLE NAME? THE SO IT IS ELI THE BASEKE"

"Teacher: Class we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!"

"This yogurt is so cultured, I can only eat it when I'm listening to Beethoven."

"What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog."

"I'm a psychiatrist studying the relationship between humans and dogs in beastiality You can find me in my lab"