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Joke of the Day

"I love waking up to the sound of birds arguing with their spouses."

"What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book? Tequila Mockingbird"

"Well, at least I didn't kill a lion! - Bill Cosby"

"Why do ninjas make bad porn stars? Because nobody can see them coming."

"I tried to make this post all about why Finland DOES actually exist... ...but I couldn't Finnish."

"Instead of yelling at jerk who cuts u off in traffic just chuck a realistic rubber snake in their window & yell ""have at him Damian!"""

"I'm obsessed with power buttons They just turn me on."

"Trying to make a video fullscreen, my dad asked me, ""How do I big it?"" Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian."

"I used to have a job; ""I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off."""

"How do you call a Russian tree? Dimitree"