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Joke of the Day
"What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book? Tequila Mockingbird"
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"My local supermarket is selling Star Wars-themed cereal... They really are trying to milk the franchise for all its worth."
"It's hard telling how many Kleenex I've fathered."
"Guy comes home and says to his wife, ""Pack your bags! I just won the lottery!"" She jumps for joy and asks, ""Where are we going?!?"" He says, ""I'm not going anywhere. You're outta here!"""
"My nickname for my mother is Hannibal Lecture."
"So, my friend who hasn't slept in 24 hours just blurted this out... Confucius say, don't leave the chronic masturbator behind. Horny man may come in handy!"
"What do cows like on their hotdogs? MOOstard."
"I wonder if clouds look down on us and say shit like ""That one's shaped like an idiot."""
"I had sex while camping yesterday. It was fucking in tents!"
"Did you know you can tell what kind of area you're driving in by the bumps in the road? A few big bumps means you should probably slow down. Lots of little bumps means you're in a school zone."