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Joke of the Day
"What kind of a cake requires goggles to eat? Bukkake"
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"Why aren't ants going to church? Because they are in sects."
"""Do not purchase if seal is broke"" *looks over at homeless seal* *places canned pickles back on the shelf*"
"What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back? An escalador."
"How many feminists does it take...... ...to change a light bulb? 0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible."
"""As a student the most comforting words you'll ever hear are "" I haven't started either"""
"Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure? The back of her head."
"What do you call an old John Cena? John Cenile"
"If you've watched even one episode of two and a half men... ...you're gonna need to go ahead and get yourself tested."
"How'd you come up with the idea? Inventor of pac man: I took a bunch of pills one night and ate a ghost. I thought ""now here's something"""