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Joke of the Day

"5 guys walk into a bar You'd think atleast one of them would have seen it."

"Today, someone asked me if there's a possibility that I know anything about Medieval music. I said, ""not a Gregorian chants""."

"4 y/o: What's your job? Me: I stay at home, take care of you, clean, cook the food... 4: That sounds boring. Do you want me to fire you?"

"I avoid cheating on my spouse by not getting married."

"Someone's only cute till they leave one of your texts on read."

"I went to my highschool reunion and came across a woman I'd never seen before. Luckily she didn't notice."

"Why did the cheese go to the museum? To get cultured"

"The economy is doing really bad... Its so bad that when Bill and Hillary Clinton travel, they have to share a room."

"Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'? Because Abu Dhabi doooo."

"You're more likely to find something when you're not looking for it. Right now, I'm not looking for a bunch of cash. I hope this shit works."