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Joke of the Day
"What can turn a fruit into a vegetable? Jeffrey Dahmer!"
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"Remember the guy who lost his left side? He's *alright* now"
"I love long romantic walks to the fridge. That's how I maintain my curves "
"Q: What does a blonde answer to the question ""Are you sexually active?"" A: ""No I just lie there."""
"my penis was in the guinness world records book then the librarian told me to take it out"
"Water Knock Knock Who's there? Water Water Who? Water Those!!!!! (What are those joke)"
"I told my friend she drew her eyebrows on too high... She seemed surprised."
"What type of stories do cocaine addicts write? Snort stories"
"Something something Reddit something something Ellen Pao GUYS, DID I DO IT RIGHT, GUYS?! DO I GET THE FREE POINTS NOW?!?!"
"What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ? Back up a few inches"