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Joke of the Day

"my penis was in the guinness world records book then the librarian told me to take it out"

"Two cannibals are eating a dead clown one cannibal turns to the other and says ""does this taste funny to you?"""

"If I get bit by a vampire at this age, I'm going to be furious."

"The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma: An empty greyhound."

"Why is a baker's dozen 13 instead of 12? In case one dozen come out right."

"Who Makes More Money, A Prostitute Or A Drug Dealer? A prostitute. Because a prostitute can always wash her crack and resell it."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's really heavy and the other's a little lighter."

"What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel."

"Shredded cheese has officially been banned at grocery stores in the US. President Trump will make America grate again."

"Why You Should Never Be Late for a Speaking Engagement An important public speaking lesson wrapped up in a good, clean joke."