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Joke of the Day

"Water Knock Knock Who's there? Water Water Who? Water Those!!!!! (What are those joke)"

"I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch."

"what do you call a red head's problem? a ginger ail"

"Why were the police ever issued with pepper sprays? Surely this will lead to the creation of more seasoned criminals."

"Baloney, baloney, baloney... salami."

"Hey girl, is your dad a plumber? Because I wanna shit in your mouth."

"What does suicide and marriage have in common? (This one needs work...) Permanent solution to temporary problem."

"TIL that the famous teacher Anne Sullivan once accidentally taught the wrong class after the legitimate teacher couldn't make it and the alternate teacher was late. Whoops, wrong sub."

"i've been in love only two times in my life and one of those was with a cheesecake"

"Me: BARTENDER! Bring me another beer. Him: Mom, I'm doing my homework. Me: *claps* Star! Him: I hate Twitter. Me: *belch* blocked."