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Joke of the Day

"Q: What does a blonde answer to the question ""Are you sexually active?"" A: ""No I just lie there."""

"Farts are the air to my throne."

"A new law recently passed in Arkansas. When a man and woman are divorced, they can still be brother and sister."

"I hate spelling errors... You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined."

"Happy (Belated) Birthday To Everyone"

"These jokes about semen are getting out of hand Seriously guys, put a sock in it"

"What airline allows you to pee in cruise? Wizz Air"

"What is small, bald and wrinkled? Danny DeVito"

"A couple has twins. If one is named Peter, what is name of second child? Repeater."

"What do you call an exploding ape? A baboom."