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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ? Back up a few inches"
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"What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common? Both hate when people stick beef between two buns."
"Did you hear about the orthopedic surgeon that replaced his knee with a metal implant? You could see the irony...."
"Boolean Algebra You either know it or you don't."
"What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs? An army."
"Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No doctor. By the time I'd drunk the bath there wasn't room for medicine."
"Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics Even if you win, you're still fucking retarded."
"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator"
"Just made 7 decisions based on my phone's battery life."
"Man is like spider... ..bound to have sticky fingers after being on the web"