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Joke of the Day
"Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old."
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"How do you confused people in the 90s? Tell them ""In 2016, we will be able to refer to someone as ""Sir and/or Ma'am"" And still be assuming someone's gender."""
"I rented a tuxedo then didn't need it. Do you know how hard it is to sublet a tuxedo?"
"I just want a woman who has a great sense of humor about being a supermodel."
"I like microwaves that spin the food around because I'm all, oh yeah, hot pocket, looking good, girl, from the front AND the back uh huh."
"Pravanth the Indian wife-beater punches his wife every night at 7 PM On the dot."
"Everyone is a genius until they try to use their friend's microwave."
"What is black and has two broken arms? Muammar Gaddafi's sunglasses"
"You send yourself a message through time. ""Invest in google"" it says. You don't have money in the past either. Nothing Changes"
"Facebook is great! It reminds me to go to the gym and take my birth control so I don't end up like everyone I went to high school with."