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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? A: I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face..."

"""Describe 2016 in 4 words"" ""That's a tomorrow problem"""

"Man I love watching women's curling in the Olympics. It's the only time I get to drink beer while cheering on women sweeping and no one slaps me."

"Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of a stranger making 90% of their decisions."

"My dad said to me: Son, don't try to understand women. Women understand women... and they hate each other."

"A cow fell off a truck in Russia They say he hadn't been Put in properly."

"What's the worst part about going down on a vegan? They taste like chicken."

"My favorite extreme sport is riding the passenger seat while my wife drives"

"What is Vladimir Putins favorite food? Peaches and Krim"

"What is the number 1 pickup line at a gay bar? May I push your stool in?"