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Joke of the Day

"How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent? She starts her sentance with ""A man once told me"""

"I told my wife I'd like to go travelling. She sent me to the supermarket for eggs."

"Pieces of cooked meat have been found on mount Everest recently... The steaks have never been higher."

"What's worse than finding a hole in your condom? Finding a condom in your hole!"

"What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head? A bro job."

"The most popular guy in a fraternity will end up working at a mobile phone kiosk in a mall."

"Today I saw a Japanese man rushing to the elevator The door was closing, so I held it open for him. He replied with, ""Sank you"". Why did he have to mention Pearl Harbor like that?"

"*picks out all the marshmallows from your Lucky Charms* *replaces them with Flintstones vitamins* You looked a little sickly."

"A termite walks into a bar... He says, ""Is the bar tender here?"""

"is Kristen Stewart a Vulcan"