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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a slutty fisherman/woman? A hooker."
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"Some of the weirdest looking Jehovah's Witnesses kept knocking on my door last night."
"What's the best thing about turning 65? No more calls from insurance salesmen."
"Finders, Keepers I saw this cool mine selling shop in Iraq."
"What the pepper say to the angry chilli? If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business"
"Watching married couples argue in Bed Bath & Beyond is my Game of Thrones."
"Where does spaghetti go to dance? The meatball."
"My walls are closing in. Crawling in my skin my Cell walls are closing in? HELP!"
"... Your future"
"Wrong answer ... Wife busted me blow drying my penis after I got out of the shower. She asked what I was doing ... I guess warming up your dinner wasn't the right answer."