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"What's a magician's favorite Mexican dish? TosTADA!"
"I can't have a boyfriend because my clean laundry goes on the other side of my bed."
"If the answer is 'cockrobin', what's the question? 'What's up my ass, Batman?'"
"Our baby now can clap which I believe qualifies him to be a member of an infomercial audience."
"Six inches of snow predicted tonight: Is that twitter 6"" | | Subway 6"" | | Real life 6"" | | Or Dan 6"" | | Cheesecake"
"""This is way too delicious. Let's ruin it."" -People who put pineapple on pizza."
"My girlfriend's dad just gave me the green light. Which was very generous, but I don't find him sexy."
"Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler? Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai."
"What do you call it when a Jamaican kid's getting roasted Bwoi-opsy"