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Joke of the Day
"Watching married couples argue in Bed Bath & Beyond is my Game of Thrones."
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"As Winston Churchill once said, ""Wait a minute -- I never said this."""
"My girlfriend told me her period was late So I said it's probably stuck in traffic."
"Real Road Signs (What they mean) ""Rough road"" (Road sucks) ""Construction zone"" (Unattended orange cone zone) ""Lanes shift"" (Confusing af)"
"So I met a vegan. I'd finish the joke, but she's still talking."
"What is the pirate's favourite letter? C"
"My sex life is like my baseball career I've never made it to second base"
"What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common? They're both invisible."
"*Opens fridge *Sees chocolate bar with a note ""please don't eat me"". *Eats chocolate bar Now who would want to eat a piece of paper?"
"NO, YOU GET THE HELL OFF YOUR PROPERTY."