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Joke of the Day

"Wrong answer ... Wife busted me blow drying my penis after I got out of the shower. She asked what I was doing ... I guess warming up your dinner wasn't the right answer."

"Two men .... Two men walked into a building, You would have thought one of them would have seen it!"

"It's a hard life being a window... Everyone can see right through you"

"My mother-in-law has got so many double chins it looks like she is peering over a pile of pancakes."

"What's Bill Clinton's favorite Pink Floyd jam? Have a Cigar"

"What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Close the door."

"What do you call a religious cow in the Middle East? A Moooooslim!!"

"Why can you only ran through a campground and not run? Because it's past tents."

"It's a fact that Hitler's mother was a female so you can blame women for the holocaust"

"I remember one time when I was high... I asked a cat if it could talk. It replied Me? How?"