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Joke of the Day

"What the pepper say to the angry chilli? If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business"

"The Philippines is the only country in the world who turns its flag upside down during times of war while French people remove the red and blue colour"

"There is little difference between how a horse eats hay and the way my children consume spaghetti."

"If your mom still washes your underwear, you're not allowed to have an opinion about anything."

"Apparently other than the russian ties, another interesting revelation was released about Trump. He loves trickle-down economics."

"My New Years resolution is 1080p."

"A priest and a nun walk into a bar. The priest says ""Can I get a drink?"" The nun says ""I got your drink right here"". o_o"

"Most black 15 year-olds in this country are decent, law abiding citizens. It's their kids who cause all the trouble."

"If they hadn't scored that one goal, I was going to suggest renaming the country Bra-zilch."

"Don't get mad. Get odd. Like incredibly odd. Show up in a clown suit to their work. Draw potatoes on all their mirrors. Make them be afraid."