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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that protons have mass? Na"

"What do you call someone who never farts in public? A PRIVATE TUTOR"

"I just got told by my dentist that he is homosexual. Bloody Tooth Fairy!"

"I just watched a 15 year old girl who was busy texting walk into a light post and I am no longer an atheist."

"How are a sword maker and the Fresh Prince of Bel Air alike? They're both black smiths"

"I was so happy my mail order bride arrived today. My Wife wasn't. She did say I can use the crate as a doghouse. Odd, we don't own a dog."

"What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."

"I painted my computer black... thinking it would run faster but it just stopped working"

"Don't dwell on bad things that happened in your past. Focus on the terrible things that'll happen tomorrow."

"[Walk into a Cat Cafe] Me-I've never eaten cat. What do you recommend? Lady-They're for adopting not eating M-Oh, well can I adopt one? L-No"