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Joke of the Day

"What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."

"/r/jokes It's funny because hardly anything here can be considered a joke."

"What's black and blue and doesn't like sex? The cheerleader in my trunk."

"Sally sells seashells by the seashore. Her monopoly has left the seashore economy in shambles. 86% of hermit crabs are now homeless."

"Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer? Because he was Haydn."

"I used to think no one cared what I have to say. Then I joined reddit Now I know it's true."

"I'm single by choice. Just not my choice."

"I got a chainsaw in the mail today. Now I have to send saws to five other people."

"What element in the Periodic Table of Elements can you not take seriously? Silly-con!"

"I'm coming out of the closet. Not that! I mean her husband finally left for work."