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Joke of the Day

"Don't dwell on bad things that happened in your past. Focus on the terrible things that'll happen tomorrow."

"What do you call a lesbian with big hands Well hung..."

"Pete and Repeat went into a bar, Pete came out who was left?"

"What's both blue and purple and never seen again? This thread :/"

"How does Soylent Green taste? It varies from person to person."

"If Europe uses euros shouldn't Africa use Afros?"

"what did the Fonz say after his first yoga class? namasteeeyyyy!"

"Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang So I shot him.."

"What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns? One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks."

"Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough. Waiter: That wasn't the crust that was the pie plate."