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Joke of the Day
"Here's to tits! ...Cause No one ever said ""I want to cum on her nice personality"""
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"What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off? Procrasturbation."
"German restaurant joke.... I went to a German restaurant and ordered an omelette....I just got a plate with two dots on it....."
"A guy dressed as a Chicken for Halloween finds a girl dressed as an egg. Apparently the answer is Chicken. (Edit: Typo)"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapus."
"What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican? Someone who's too lazy to steal."
"To the first person who took their picture with their phone at the bathroom mirror, you are a pioneer. We salute you."
"What kind of chips do you eat in the bath? Shower cream and onion."
"A priest, rapist, and a pedophile comes into a bar... He then sits down and buys a beer"
"Why can't Two-Face kill Batman? Because he's two Dents."