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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Two-Face kill Batman? Because he's two Dents."
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"What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days? Her husband's salary."
"Question about a song: Who is Phyllis Navi Daad and why are wishing her a Merry Christmas?"
"Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store? Because he wanted a tight seal."
"I'll have a club sandwich on rye. Hold the mayo. Cuddle the mustard. Whisper soft words of confidence to the lettuce. Make love to the onion"
"What happened when the reporter fell into the water? She became an anchor..."
"Cop: Save it for the JUDGE! Crook:Ok *crook wraps up last slice of pizza in foil* Lawyer: it's too bad the judge had to miss our pizza party"
"What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 ho's."
"TV needs to stop putting up those stupid ""viewer discretion"" warnings. My mom is sick of me calling her for clearance."
"*Speed Dating* Him: Do you have any hobbies? Me: *tying my hair in a big knot under my chin so I look like I have a beard* ""TAAA-DAAA!"""