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Joke of the Day

"What kind of chips do you eat in the bath? Shower cream and onion."

"What do you call a bee that never dies? A zomBEE!"

"What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane? When the sandwich drops I'm sad."

"I was going to make a terrific joke about a bank... ..but then I lost interest."

"Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road? he was two chickens"

"My family keeps bringing up my felony like I'm afraid to commit another one."

"Guys, I don't think we should drink so much yesterday."

"What's the best part of a boxer's joke? The punch line Found in BL magazine"

"I threw my toaster into the toilet the other day. It was a shock to the cistern."

"So I just flashed my hard drive. Though why showing my computer my schlong is meant to speed it up I'll never know."