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Joke of the Day

"*I describe my lost cat to the cops* Sketch Artist: *draws my cat* Detective Dog: *adds WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE beneath the picture*"

"Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely? He's been Wookie for love in Alderaan places."

"Boob. B (top view) oo (front view) b (side view)"

"This guy at work always looks down my blouse. So im going to put a piece of popcorn in there to see if he points it out."

"Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries? He always has plenty of double ""eh""s, triple ""eh""s..."

"What do you the balcony seats at the theater? The Wilkes Booth."

"Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy"

"What type of cheese is made backwards? Edam"

"I will die on a white floor just to mess with the chalk outline guy."

"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Caesars."