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Joke of the Day
"Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely? He's been Wookie for love in Alderaan places."
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"Say what you will about Kombucha... ...It's just not my cup of tea."
"What's a mathematician's favorite plant? The geome-tree!"
"I'm not crazy, everyone else in the world is just boring."
"Ever wonder why you don't see the energizer bunny anymore? He got arrested for battery."
"What did one ocean say to the other one? Nothing. They just waved..."
"So Helen Keller walks into a bar . . . . . . then she walks into a table, she knocks over a lamp, barks her shins on the ottoman, spills a drink . . . it's fine I'll show myself out."
"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt... The bartender asks: ""What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?"" the pirate replies: ""Arr, it's been driving me nuts"""
"What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist? You wouldn't believe me if I told you."
"My friend stole my capacitor I told him that wasn't farad all"