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Joke of the Day
"How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ? Who knows, there is no tax record of it."
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"What do deer and women have in common? The hornier, the better!"
"Allow me to sum up the 90's for you. 90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945"
"If I have to drive more than 5 minutes to find a Starbucks, I consider myself in a third-world location."
"What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen? Carlos"
"TIL that my chemistry professor is a zoophile I walked in on him while he was in his lab"
"My black friends really enjoy hearing my lame jokes. It's almost like they've never been told dad jokes before..."
"A man went to the vet for advice to curb his racist dog that kept barking at his Asian neighbour. ""Muzzle him"" the vet advised. The man paused, and exclaimed, ""could be, he does have a big beard"""
"How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House? All right, all right, all right.."
"The reason angels can fly... ...is that they take themselves lightly. **G. K. Chesterton**"