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Joke of the Day

"Like all great artists, Drake will reach a tipping point in his career And follow Snoop Lion's footsteps and reincarnate himself as Dragon."

"Why did hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill"

"What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night? Patty O'Furniture"

"Persuading girl into having sex with you is like spreading the butter on a toast. It is possible with credit card, but it makes more sense using a knife."

"Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers? They needed a developer."

"Girl you remind me of this steak I have no steak"

"My son's soccer coach just said, ""You can't spell ""triumph"" without 'try,'"" and the look my son and I shared will bond us forever."

"Why was the comedian so depressed? He felt like everyone was just laughing at him."

"How do you feel when there's no coffee? Depresso."

"Humour is subjective That was a joke for those of you who didn't get it"