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Joke of the Day

"Mom: I HEARD UR SICK Me: just a cold Mom: U HAVE THE ZIKA M: no I- Mom: OH GOD IT'S ZIKA M: mom- Mom: I TRIED TO RAISE U RIGHT M: wait, what"

"Just watched Starwars The Force Awakend It felt kind of forced"

"Oh, I can't check my disobedient child with the rest of my luggage? You're saying I have to carry-on my wayward son?"

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change."

"Knuckle Tattoo Idea: * L I V I N G T O O C L O S E T O N U C L E A R W A S T E H A S D I S F I G U R E D M Y B O D Y K I L L M E *"

"Joke: Genie in the bottle | geaNostra"

"What do you do when your daughter says batman raped her? Switch to the spiderman outfit"

"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you."

"Why are so many lesbians vegetarian? Because they don't like to eat meat ( )"

"How does a carpenter effectively build stairs? He thinks one step ahead"