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Joke of the Day

"Why did the angry ant fall off the toilet seat? Because it was pissed off."

"What are a redneck's last two words before dying ? WATCH THIS !"

"If evolution were real you'd think my body would've learned how to be drunk on its own by now."

"What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water? ""It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."""

"I'm no Dr. Phil, but I bet if you tell at least 5 people to fcuk off today you'll feel better."

"none of the animals i designed and invented are at the zoo. do they even check the suggestion box"

"How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man? None"

"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip. To get to the same side."

"Not to brag, but most of the problems that take Dora the Explorer 30 minutes to figure out, I can solve in like 18-20 minutes."

"The E.E.P.A levies charges against Franck Riboud, CEO of Evian, for tapping into protected aquifers in the Swiss Alps. I guess he's in haute water now!"