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Joke of the Day

"What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer? The ones with Jam in"

"Specimen: An Italian astronaut"

"What's the world's most dangerous city? Electricity"

"If Gillette made toilet paper, we'd be up to 4 or 5 plys by now."

"in 1st grade a kid teased me by saying the pink power ranger was my girlfriend, which, man, that would have been quite a pull for a 6-yr-old"

"What's a math teacher's favorite TV show? Sinefeld"

"Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye."

"What is the Technical name For IronMan Overreacting? ""Fe"" male"

"What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C? It gets curvy."

"I want to be elected president, learn the truth about aliens, and then resign."