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"Roses are red, Violets are blue Gorilla shot at Cincinnati zoo"
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"A farmer's cattle broke out of their pen and got into the marijuana plants he was growing. The steaks were really high."
"My boss keeps getting pissed when I call him 'Dick' for short... It might be because his name is Brian."
"Money doesn't grow on trees unless you are a pot dealer"
"""I'm not going to cosine this oppression in math class...."" Its my triggernometry class"
"Whats the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies? My dick."
"Do mailmen like opening their own mail or does it feel like work?"
"What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? (Kinda dark) One's fun to smash with a hammer, the other is a delicious snack."
"The titanic is all like... ""I nominate all my passengers for the ice bucket challenge"""
"HOT LOCAL SINGLES IN YOUR AREA WANT YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER."