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Joke of the Day
"-Knock knock -Who's there? -Go fuck yourself!"
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"NSFW The joke you'd never tell someone in person. I'll start What does a baby's vagina smell like? *Lean in, blows softly in your face*"
"How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but he/she has to want to change."
"MISSING: Black and white cat with red collar. Very, very intelligent. Mittens, if you're reading this, please come home......."
"An accident... It's an accident waiting to happen when your country has an obesity epidemic... And a skinny jeans fad at the same time."
"What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon? Tennish."
"Pretty proud that after all these years I still have the body of a 22 yr old triathlete. In my storage shed."
"[At auto store] Employee: How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires? ""Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."""
"Did you hear about the guy who taught a group of dung beetles to play baseball? Yup, and thats just the bug inning."
"A Pokemon Joke What Pokemon likes to run? Lucardio!"