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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who taught a group of dung beetles to play baseball? Yup, and thats just the bug inning."

"How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family"

"new book out: ""How I Fell Off a Cliff"" by Eileen Dover"

"People who spend their lives complaining how other people are doing nothing productive for society are doing nothing productive for society."

"An enterprising divorce lawyer would set up a booth on a Sunday at a cut-your-own Christmas tree farm."

"[homocide scene] DETECTIVE:""my god, in my 25 years on the force i've never seen a dead ghost."" COP:""sir?, we covered the body with a sheet."""

"How do vampires like their tea? With a old tampon in it."

"How do angels greet each other? They say Halo."

"Today, I'm going to give it my some."

"Hey babies, I can do 12 push-ups. Impressed? Doap. Typo, meant babes. Impressed? No? Oh. Well then. Impressed babies?"