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Joke of the Day

"NSFW The joke you'd never tell someone in person. I'll start What does a baby's vagina smell like? *Lean in, blows softly in your face*"

"If you are the winner of Friday's $500 million Mega Millions jackpot can receive the winnings in one lump sum, yearly installments, or one tank of gas."

"What breathes out but never in? Your asshole"

"What do you call it when a banana eats another banana? Canabananalism EDIT: Thanks for all the support, only my second reddit post and I'm surprised this got as many upvote a as it did!"

"how does james bond prefer his women? shaven, not furred"

"Gay people, man. They're confused... ...and not thinking straight"

"So I met this guy from North Korea. I asked him, ""so how was life in North Korea?"" He replied ""Can't complain."""

"Did you hear about the giant that threw up? It's all over town."

"What's the Difference Between Roast Beef and Pea Soup? Anyone can roast beef."

"The next stick figure family I see with more than 3 stick figure kids is getting a complementary condom taped on their rear window."