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Joke of the Day
"What up Holmes? ~Watson"
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"Why do people want attention of 1000 pies? because it's their sen-pais~"
"Is snapping not cool anymore? Figures. I just mastered the Macarena last month too."
"""The toilet is overflowing."" -Sir Isaac Newton"
"I've said this to countless medical professionals. Nobody's laughed yet. ""Does my chart say what blood type I have? I can never remember."" ""O+"" ""Oh... [insert troll face] Positive?"""
"Why does Santa have such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year."
"Most women who've dated me will tell you I'm about an 8 on the pain scale."
"Like if you believe in God. Remember he saw you reading this."
"I went to see an evening of vegetables doing stand-up last night. It wasn't to my taste though - too many crudites"
"Constantly saying ""I don't care about sports"" is a form of caring about sports"